Ridiculous Generated Love Poem

 Dear Jabron Lames,

I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.

I cherish the streets, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a stinky friend. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a stinky friend.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you running in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous renegade-ing skills.

You have knees like ludicrous eggplant and the most whimsical foot I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to slap those ludicrous eggplant knees and hug that whimsical foot.

You're so special with your generous ways. The way you handle your friendly brother shows great existentialism and bravery.

I know that to you I'm just a tender dingus but I think we could be happy together, quarantining like two tall fishercats.

Please, say you'll be mine Jabron Lames!

All my love
Shane